Click to play! Harry BIY!
Oh boy are the next couple of weeks gonna be fun as hell. Chaos is coming and some people are gonna wish they never took an advert out in a certain phone directory. Keep an eye out on facebook updates and on here.
The only clue you are all getting is in the following example here. Pizza Man. Click to play.
I suppose you were windsurfing. I’ve never seen anyone windsurf with a porch umbrella for a sail, boldly charging across the bay like a cross between Admiral Nelson and Mary Poppins. I was amazed — you didn’t just sail downwind, I swear I saw you tacking. You, sir, are my hero. I wanted to tell you so, but alas, I was on the shore. I had so many questions. No, I really only had one question (why?) but it seemed like a really, really good question. Every time I went back, I hoped to see you again, Umbrella Man, but alas, I have not seen you since. Should you happen to read this, could I trouble you for the story behind your brave voyage?
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you’re stuck with. Kristen, age 10
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. Camille, age 10
No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)
Continue reading ‘Kids are amazing!’
First off I want to relieve your fears that you probably don’t or at least I hope you don’t have AIDS.
When I came home 3 days ago I heard what was obviously mediocre sex going on in my bedroom. Since I quickly made the deduction that someone had probably not broken into my apartment for some quick copulation I figured I had just caught my wife cheating on me which I had long suspected. Your ofish grunts were so loud that I actually had to reopen the door and slam it again for you two to hear me. I stood in the entry for a while as I heard you both scramble before calling out that I was home.
Continue reading ‘CRAIGSLIST CLASSICS: TO THE GUY IN MY CLOSET: YOU DON’T HAVE AIDS’
Bored at work? Need a secret project to make work life easier? Try this and you will soon become the office awesome guy.
Paper, just boxes of paper.
Yep, nuthin but paper here.
Ahhhhh yyeeeaaaahhhhh!!!
Link of the day: NotAlwaysRight.com
Video of the day: Edited Nick Griffin interview lol
I have now created the mobile version of this site. You can see it just by using your mobile phone, iPhone, Blackberry or other mobile device. Here are some of the pictures.
This is the home screen with the latest posts.
There’s a drop down menu to access other parts of the site.
Video’s are 100% compatible with iPod or iPhone’s. Testing
will still need to be done for other devices.
Comments are now more easily added to posts.
Well that’s all for now but I’ll be adding more to make the site run more smoothly soon.
Not too sure who wrote this originaly but its still funny as hell!
- My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear Plexiglas visors, not face-concealing ones.
- My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.
- My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.
- Shooting is not too good for my enemies.
- The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness Continue reading ‘The Top 100 Things I’d Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord’
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